This has nothing to do with fitness and 100% about being awesome.
I’m a huge fan of Portal 2, and this is one of my favorite extemporaneous speeches from Cave Johnson from the game:
You just gotta ask yourself: What Would Cave Johnson Do?
I would probably go with “BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN” for every scenario.
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